Friday, February 27, 2015

Stupid, lazy ginger

I really am the worst at keeping my own blog up. In my defense, I was busy doing a lot of other things. Like "Friends" came onto Netflix. So that was a solid month of my time. I discovered Funfetti frosting and ate a whole can of it the other day. I know I should probably feel bad about it, especially considering I'm preparing to take the exam to get NASM certified as a personal trainer, but uhhhhh, no regrets. That shit is delicious. Anyone who says otherwise is either a liar or dead inside. Funfetti frosting fills any empty hole you have. Advertising, on the other hand, does not.

The question of why I might be working to get certified as a personal trainer when I already work in advertising during the day and do comedy in all my other free time. Good question! I definitely needed more time to work on the writing I actually care about (AKA all things comedy) and working as a trainer definitely fits the hours better, but also, let's be the honest jerk I am and admit that advertising was making me want to shit in the corner of an office and stick my business card in it. (Note to self: get business cards).

 The point is, I'd rather make less money and have time to work toward things I actually love and care about than help sell something with the Internet Mormon missionaries: banners. Seriously, those fuckers find me wherever I go.

This is the whiniest post I've ever made, for sure, but considering only ferrets and lovely strangers in Europe are reading it, no regrets!

As for what I've been up to, been doing tons of stand up like this:


Also recorded a session on my friend Jordan Raybold's podcast which was a blast. Check it HERE

Also filmed a few sketches and I'll share those eventually.

Ok. I'm gonna go do stuff like an adult.